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Fiesta 2009

Monday, July 20th, 2009

The 25th Barrio Fiesta sa Hounslow 2009 is finally over. The BF 2009 is the Philippine Centre’s main charity fund raising event to further its goals, objectives and aims.  More information can be found at the Philippine Centre’s website at www.philippinecentre.com.

Due to some late decision-making from this year’s appointed organizer and after some deep-thoughts and weighing its pros and cons, we have decided not to join the fiesta.

25th Barrio Fiesta sa London_optimizedFirst, the organizer did not finalize the Health and Safety of the Fiesta in due time. It was sorted out on the last minute had it not been for our constant bickering and questioning. To try to help in the health and safety, we announced the need for volunteers for the fiesta within our group. But the very late nature of the announcement did not do any good. As everybody knows, schedules are made 4-weeks in advance and it is now too late to plan for any volunteering activities. Some of the replies we got further say that they can’t get any day off, they have already made plans for the weekend with family and friends, they have volunteered with other groups and some even stated that they are not getting anything in return for the service. Add to this factor the fact that the organizers want the volunteers to submit a copy of their professional license and certificate of qualification. Overkill is what I can say.

Feedback was given to the organizers about these comments and concerns. However, the organizer stung the volunteers with a sarcastic reply saying that the need for stewards and first aid volunteers have been sorted out and how un-Filipino for them to ask for something in return when the fiesta has been giving them entertainment for a good number of years. Well here is our reply to the organizers: “Kaya mo pala kumuha ng first aid and stewards eh…sila na lang and if you do not know, the association has been providing volunteers for the fiesta for the last five-years and all without any burden on the organizer’s part.” We have been providing steward and first aid volunteers with the group providing everything from band-aids to full safety gear and vital food for the volunteers. Now tell me if we have not been giving back to the community.

While we could have persisted to have our presence in the fiesta with the full support of the Philippine Centre, we decided to stay away to avoid any conflict and issues in the future. Most nurses also decided to work on these days instead of spending a day or two at the fiesta only to be insulted.

Being in the fiesta this year as a fiesta-goer and not as an organizer or a stall-holder is a completely different feeling. We were more relaxed and had more time to enjoy the food and the company of others. However as a community leader, stall holders and the general public continued to approach me and voice out their concerns and issues which I conservatively passed on to the appropriate persons or groups concerned.

Indeed according to one of people who approached me on that day, the fiesta is a community event and should be enjoyed by everybody. Personal and business interests should be set aside for the benefit of the greater majority. This includes being flexible and pro-active to the capabilities and needs of both the fiesta goers and those providing a service in the fiesta. While different businesses are managed on different levels and have varying degrees of capability, they should not be denied the opportunity to participate in the fiesta just because they cannot afford the fiesta rates or even commit to a future business venture with the organizer’s own conflict of interests.

I Love this Doctor

Friday, June 19th, 2009

I love this Doctor

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that’s it… don’t waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that’s like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?
A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: No, not at all. Wine is made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine, which means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?
A: Well, if you have a body and you have fat, your ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain…Good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU’RE NOT LISTENING!!! ….. Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In fact, they’re permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?
A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: Are you crazy? HELLO Cocoa beans! Another vegetable!!! It’s the best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember: ‘Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming ‘WOO HOO, What a Ride’

AND…..

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

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